Get in there Kane

almost bottled it against a team who’s manager wears a fucking gillet

finally got a new car 🚘

No mum, I’m not coming home. It’s...

De Gea Sanchez Pogba Mata Fred Lukaku Herrera Matic Lingard Rashford Young Martial Romero Valencia Bailly Shaw Rojo Jones Smalling Lindelof Fellaini McTominay Pereira Mourinho. Lot of talent there. Get behind them. Better to kick off if it turns to shit, not before a ball kicked.

another shocking performance, I want death

Full Time: Sunbury Athletic 7:0 Knaphill. Goals from T.Cole, Frederick, Dunn, J.Allen (x3), and a wonder goal from substitute Raib. 3 wins from 3! #Tics

Part of the journey is the end.

AND THAT'S THAT! #MUFC book our place in the #UCL quarter-finals in the most dramatic fashion thanks to Marcus Rashford's injury-time penalty!

Super Hans: I've accidentally run to Windsor.

“There was an idea…” Marvel Studios' "Avengers: #InfinityWar" in theaters May 4.

FT: Arsenal 1 #MUFC 3. A thrilling evening in north London sees us come away with three hard-fought points, thanks to goals from Antonio Valencia and Jesse Lingard (2). #ARSMUN

so disappointing

Wakanda forever 🙅🏾‍♂💪🏾. #manutd #heretocreate Manchester United Jesse Lingard

Yes, it’s the MLS but this is sensational from Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Stick that one up your tunnel club.