Hundreds of passengers and 12 crew members on Japan Airlines flight JAL-516 managed to escape the plane before it was fully engulfed in flames after a runway collision in Tokyo on Tuesday. How were they able to do it without any deaths or serious injuries? cbsn.ws/3NNaAsW

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Fortune cookie: “A wise man never talks to himself.”
Me: “That’s not true.”

Check out my broadcast from my PlayStation 4! #PS4live (Grand Theft Auto V) live at youtu.be/23doFQncHqo

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2005: MySpace lets you post music on your profile.
2022: Facebook lets you post music on your profile.
Only took 17 years give or take to catch up on that one, but tell me some more how MySpace was a joke and Facebook is so much better.

RT if you're proud of your latest episode 😌... drop a link if you're feeling bold 😏💪

I just entered for a chance to win the Orbit Loot Sweepstakes! NoPurNec18+Rules @ orbitloot.com/us/ #orbitloot swee.ps/uvXVnX_VjBsqOE

When you turn on TikTok and get a message that “Jeffrey Dahmer has started following you”.

People just think I’m a total pervert but nobody realizes how often I choose to be on my best behavior and bite my tongue. 😆🤣😂
The girl at Dunkin was nice enough to let me get a discount today because “she knows I come multiple times a day”.

I’m sharing BallotReady to help spread the word on voting this election. Build your ballot & make a plan to vote at ballotready.org.

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I’m pretty sure despite all the weird things I’ve had happen to me, if I were a character from The Hangover trilogy I’d be Doug, the guy of the group that’s constantly missing, unconscious, and missing everything crazy that’s taking place.

I decided to eat at Burger King and take a dump at McDonald’s this morning. Take that, Ronald!

Happy “Ohh!! Mah az hurts!!” Day!!! Ya’ll!!!
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Check out my broadcast from my PlayStation 4! #PS4live (Grand Theft Auto V) live at youtu.be/kyW1Y3cgHmE