At this rate I am going to have to ask NATO to close the skies over Saint Petersburg. I remain a master strategist.

Kristi Noem did all that surgery only to end up with smaller boobs than her husband. Tragic.

The leaker:

Everywhere I go I’m reminded of Byron Noem

Leave Kristi Noem’s husband alone

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr and Eric are no longer the biggest boobs in Washington.

😂

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

I did NOT expect his return to go down like this

I thought destroying America would take a genius. Turns out one conman and millions of dumbasses will suffice.

True. The Left all agree that the Earth is round. The Right are still debating that one.

Used car salesmen hearing you say you voted for Trump 3x

Next month: the US strikes Greenland and it somehow ends with Trump giving Alaska to Denmark.

CAN TWO CLOSES MAKE AN OPEN