FUCK THE TALIBAN

Happy 4th of July 🎉 To celebrate, I present to you, The GREATEST American born player of all time. #Blackhawks

I think Joey Chestnut puts down 80+ dogs

Cubs, America, and a brat. I love today

MVPete

How drinking a white monster feels #bestthingever

Hitting on a bartender never works. I hope Miss bartender tonight thinks of my peepee

I love Rick Nash

I love Kwik Trip. They have rotisserie chicken there

The lion does not concern himself with having a beer too many

New Posts on Hockeybuzz.com Source: Panarin and Kaprisov BOTH could be signing in Chicago next summer….

Just found out Michael Peña is a Scientologist. May kill myself #sad

My tummy hurts. Scared to poop

I miss DLee

Prediction: 2028 Winter Classic will be Blackhawks Rangers at either Soldier (or Arlington) or Yankee. When this happens I request $1 million

All of my ex girlfriends are now engaged or married. Am I a bad human?

Yesterday I said my name was Charmander at Taco Bell and a worker got so mad he started punching the table. Charmander got scared and his food took 30 min G

BIG RED ENERGY.