Gym's dead on a Sunday morning. Surely Return of the Mack didn't drive people away?

Darth Vader: Luke, I....am your daddy 😏

Luke: Wut

I’m such a naughty girl, swallowing all of you and even going for seconds and thirds…
Y’all talk with your coffee too, right? ☕️

Hi! About how slutty a SINGLE chic in CT is, just a few things:
- She's not cheating 'technically' or otherwise.
- She's not upping her body count.
- You can't catch nothin' from cyber fuckin'.
Now run along & try to stick it in the irl chic that still won't have you.

$MFER 🌎-'

Sorry for being a weirdo.

dropped a sick new band name on wordle today

This is still one of my fav DMs ever 😂🤣😂
Btw. He is actually a man.

a choice of elite statuses. would you rather be an olympic athlete or a world-famous scientist who cured a disease?

If I somehow don’t die jacking off with a belt around my neck I hope my family lies and says I did

4: When I'm big I want to be an animal doctor.

Me: Oh, lovely, a vet?

4: No. A fox.

Being human means we all make mistakes and struggle at times… but you are not your mistakes and you are not your struggles 🤍

Love without any strings attached >>>>

i swallow because it’s an aphrodisisnacc

hey, with the intention of riding your face until i suffocate you with my thighs

it’s a good day to watch playoff hockey and just vibe

who you are when your vibrator loses charge is the real you

Remember folks, if you're gonna be dumb then be pretty because ugly dumbasses are never useful.

I left school with no education and look at me! I can still spell corectlee.

What was the best homemade gift you got for Mother’s Day and Father’s Day? I need crafting ideas

It's like some of you aren't even trying.