The virgin 'making gorilla noises at a black Palestine protester' vs. the Chad 'mocking Palestine protester for their university having zero SEC championships'

Three Year Letterman Hamas can’t even win a game against a mid-major like Israel.

What makes them think they can handle the rigors of an SEC schedule?

REDDIT HAS FOUND OUT ABOUT GUNTHER

Gunton Blurpus This headline is really the high water mark of Onion satire

That these protests were carefully planned is even more damning for their highly alienating strategy that failed to enlist the liberal nationalist sentiments of the American center-left and instead chose a message of 'River to the Sea' revanchist hypernationalism.

Hannah Williams However bad you think the book might be, it's worse

How did someone scam The Cut into letting them run a puff piece about an author whose writing is this shit

a note to gen z: legacy media is going to try to promote some boring idiot with influential parents as the voice of your generation at least a half dozen more times in the next 10 years, try to just ignore it. it's not real

You were saying?

I’m sorry, I’m just not going to pretend to be interested in modern rapper beefs given that I lived through the 1990s. The stakes were, uh, higher then.

i think the craziest thing about this is that the dude is 40

yeah rich kids are occasionally awful but keeping it going to middle age is exceptional

good example of the general vibes and tactics used to haze people into fucked up social orders and institutions without ever having to defend them

you just mock people who don't know the scam is a scam

I personally believe that the fact that people no longer learn how to chat someone up in a bar is one of the main causes of our increasingly terrible culture. Making small talk with a stranger requires keeping the parts of your personality that don’t have broad appeal in check.

Completely anti-human way of viewing the world that’s become normalized.

I don't think I've ever hated someone this much in my life

Tfw you definitely understand the point of a wedding