Just dropped an absolute dookie in the state capitol. #thisismyhouse #fuckpennstate

I think I’m gonna get super drunk tonight

Everyday I wake up and thank the lord that I don’t look like bum ass Carson Beck

Run the damn ball

Sven “The Missle” Åström ♡ Gil “Gorlock Kisser” Bert Sven, as stevie says “hey harry.” As sonk says, “smell my goo.” These are ancient, legendary tongues. Honor them. Respect them. Live them.

Herd… mobile… Chicago, I’m inside of you… Charmander Sven “The Missle” Åström

If Charmander doesn’t come to the bar I am going to kill myself

Brunch -> 5 mimosa pitchers -> 2 flush poop at the golf simulator. Name a better Saturday

@ gkor am I the dragon warrior?

Better stay inside #liberals

Top 3 lake beer

Yeah I’m in the vip box. Yeah I’m wearing Peter Millar. Read it and weep liberals #expand

These guys are lucky I’m not on the bump #101HighandInside

Leafs fans are actually brain dead if they think McDavid would want to spend one second playing for that God forbidden fan base.

My tummy go OWIE

Limo was cheaper than an Uber #Expand

How are people scoring in the 80s? :(