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senior female, love a good laugh..need it more these days. term limits in washington, tired of making these people rich at my expense

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Good Morning Beautiful Friends 💞 Happy Saturday Your attitude determines your direction ⤴️😆 Be Happy... ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )💋

Good Morning Beautiful Friends  💞  Happy Saturday
Your attitude determines your direction  ⤴️😆
Be Happy...
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )💋
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Last week, basketball legend Magic Johnson rejoined the Los Angeles Lakers, four years after learning he was HIV-positive. NBA doctors have assured the league's players that they have absolutely nothing to worry about. As long as when they are guarding Magic, they remember not

Last week, basketball legend Magic Johnson rejoined the Los Angeles Lakers, four years after learning he was HIV-positive.

NBA doctors have assured the league's players that they have absolutely nothing to worry about. As long as when they are guarding Magic, they remember not
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Dilbert and Scott Update: Right hand - focal dystonia Left hand - semi-paralyzed I will continue writing Dilbert. My Art Director takes over the drawing. . . Starting today. How'd she do?

Dilbert and Scott Update:

Right hand - focal dystonia

Left hand - semi-paralyzed

I will continue writing Dilbert. My Art Director takes over the drawing. . .

Starting today.

How'd she do?
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🚨 BREAKING: USCIS Director Joseph B. Edlow EXPOSES MASSIVE Immigration Fraud Network in Minneapolis Somali Community 📷 During today’s federal briefing, Director Edlow laid out stunning levels of fraud uncovered in Minneapolis — and it’s WORSE than anyone imagined: 🚨Widespread

🚨 BREAKING: USCIS Director Joseph B. Edlow EXPOSES MASSIVE Immigration Fraud Network in Minneapolis Somali Community 📷
During today’s federal briefing, Director Edlow laid out stunning levels of fraud uncovered in Minneapolis — and it’s WORSE than anyone imagined:
 🚨Widespread
Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day (@normsnljokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Texas millionaire J. Howard Marshall may have died two months ago, but as we see here, he and wife Anna Nicole Smith can still enjoy a romantic evening at home.

Texas millionaire J. Howard Marshall may have died two months ago, but as we see here, he and wife Anna Nicole Smith can still enjoy a romantic evening at home.
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And finally... in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year old daughter to take the wheel of his car. And an accident ensued, that damaged seven other cars, and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory: Women can't drive.

And finally... in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year old daughter to take the wheel of his car. And an accident ensued, that damaged seven other cars, and injured six people.

Which once again proves my theory:

Women can't drive.
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In next week's Life Magazine, pop star Michael Jackson appears in a pictorial with his infant son. The photos show Jackson changing, feeding, and cradling the baby boy - in what Jackson himself promises will be Life Magazine's sexiest issue ever.

In next week's Life Magazine, pop star Michael Jackson appears in a pictorial with his infant son.

The photos show Jackson changing, feeding, and cradling the baby boy - in what Jackson himself promises will be Life Magazine's sexiest issue ever.
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Earlier this week, actor Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live. Among them that, quote, “Hollywood is run by Jews.” The Jewish leaders accepted the actor’s apology, and announced that Brando is now free to work again.

Earlier this week, actor Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live. Among them that, quote, “Hollywood is run by Jews.”

The Jewish leaders accepted the actor’s apology, and announced that Brando is now free to work again.
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This week in the O.J. Simpson trial, after grisly photos of the murdered Nicole Brown Simpson were shown in court, O.J. turned his head away and wept. It was at that moment that he realized... He would never be able to kill her again.

This week in the O.J. Simpson trial, after grisly photos of the murdered Nicole Brown Simpson were shown in court, O.J. turned his head away and wept.

It was at that moment that he realized...

He would never be able to kill her again.