The more you ride your bike, the less your ass will hurt.

Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.

Don’t feel bad if you don’t know how to wheelie. You make a mean omelette.

Every time a vehicle parks in a bike lane, a Chromoly steel frame gets its wings

Bring the astronauts home

Feast your eyes Moonlander 2.0 vs. Ice Cream Truck reddit.com/r/Surlybikefan…

Karate Monkey gotta eat

Hardest bumper sticker I've ever seen

Used to be you could scan the video store shelves for two hours and ride home with six or seven VHS movies starring Richard Gere stuffed in your backpack.

Steel is real

Are you someone whose life would look a lot different (probably worse) without their Surly? We’re all ears. Selected humanoids will get a one-time payment and charity match donation for helping spread steel propaganda. surlybikes.com/pages/humanoids

When we need to fill the plus size tire hole in our hearts, Krampus obliges. Our refreshed and rigid 29er is ready to load up and roll over some trail detritus in a new Prickly Pear. surlybikes.com/collections/kr…

And if the pear is too prickly, build up your own with a Sage Green frameset. surlybikes.com/collections/kr…

The ever-versatile Ogre is a cargo-capable, commuter-friendly, roll-over-anything kinda bike that feasts on urban decay and laidback singletrack. Newly spec’d with a 1x12 drivetrain, some extra tire clearance, and a new Orlok’s Shadow color. bit.ly/4kuoQnK

Snow or shine, our beefed-up trail beasts are chomping at the bit to let loose. Check out the latest full-fat bike flavors: Ice Cream Truck ➡️ Taro Milk Tea Wednesday ➡️ Key Lime Sneeze surlybikes.com/collections/tr…

The crew at John Wood’s Cycle over in Bristol got wild with some hot neon splatter on a recent Preamble build. surlybikes.com/blogs/blog/miy…

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