Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach

Not gonna lie, this has been stuck in my head the last 24 hours 🤣

🎶It's a beautiful morning!🎶 (It's pretty humid, though)

This makes my heart happy.

James Earl Jones, the revered actor who voiced ‘Star Wars’ villain Darth Vader, starred in ‘Field Of Dreams’ and many other films and is an EGOT winner, died this morning at his home in Dutchess County, NY. He was 93. Read about his life and legacy here: tinyurl.com/3bf8zn25

I love how football fans will tell me that soccer is boring b/c "Who wants to watch a two-one game?" But will happily regale me about the close 14-7 game. Like, bro, that's a 2-1 game.

Immediate jail. Do not pass go. What a jerk.

BREAKING: Maggie Smith, the Oscar-winning actor known to millions from Harry Potter and "Downton Abbey," has died at age 89, her publicist says. apnews.com/article/actres…

Not all heroes wear capes, but Marcus does. This is the perfect response to all the Republicans making bad faith arguments that Harris should just implement her policies now.

WE’RE NLDS BOUND

FIRST CAREER #POSTSEASON HOME RUN FOR JACKSON MERRILL! #NLDS

TWO HOMER NIGHT FOR FERNANDO TATIS JR!

Kyle Higashioka now has the same number of career postseason home runs as Mookie Betts (4)

Fernando Tatis Jr. has a 2.151 OPS in the playoffs. That’s not a typo.

#PadresWin! FINAL: Padres 6, Dodgers 5

Got to meet Judge Joe Hardy Jr. today! Another real gem of a human I've now met in real life from Twitter! Thank you so much for the tour of your chambers and the great conversation, Judge!

Such a joy to meet 🏄Surfing the Law⚖ today!

USA 🇺🇸 #Election2024 “A man without a vote is a man without protection.” — Lyndon B. Johnson “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” — Edmund Burke “Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.” — George Jean Nathan

Folks, I have good news and bad news.