The incentive for immigrants to come to America is that it is safe. If you want to discourage immigrants from coming to America, you have to make the entire country less safe for everyone, which they are trying to do.

Juan Soto is having one of the greatest offensive seasons in Mets history and the New York sports media made this dude eat his own shit all season.

Just sent Zilla Rocca-fella the Fast Eddie mixes on his birthday. Let's everyone wish Zilla a very happy birthday for all he does for you and me. Fast Eddie coming soon. #FastEddie #VegasVic

A brain aneurysm, a weak spot on an artery wall, can cause a type of stroke called a hemorrhagic stroke if it ruptures and bleeds. Maybe his will rupture today!

How is my Rosh Hashanah going? Shofar so good.

Happy birthday Bruce Springsteen, John Coltrane and my aunt Jennifer.

And I just got used to writing 5785 on my checks.

If I was a rapper, I would rhyme acetaminophen with cinnamon, and then I would retire, because rap is just a hustle to me.

Tune in Sunday night as Vince attempts to become the first child to win Big Brother. #BB27 #BigBrother27 #BigBrother #Child

One Battle After Another was very good. The effusive praise you've seen is from people who saw it early. When you see a movie everyone wants to see before anyone else, you'll say it's better than it is for the dopamine drip it gives you personally. See also: listening parties.

Rap History: Method Man (methodman) & Redman (Redman) - ‘Blackout!’, released September 28, 1999.

Jonny performed this. I would like to see that. youtu.be/xT0aoAYZb4w?si…

20 years of Kev Brown's I Do What I Do. youtube.com/watch?v=YlIq2N…

New Mach X Conductor is amazing.

Tical 2000

100. Doggystyle

It would be funny to go on Ezra Klein's podcast, or any podcast really, and just start doing Hot Ones by yourself.

Though based on Pynchon, the themes of One Battle After Another are Faulknerian, particularly Absalom, Absalom, where our antagonists consider miscegenation the only sin. See? Anyone can do film criticism, even an old chunk of coal like me.