After 4 long years, our game is releasing THIS MONTH RT so we can share our story with more people!

Seriously ticketmasteruk ?? Fuck you 😅😅😭 my unusual behaviour an apparently trying to buy two tickets.

So hundreds of Linkin Park tickets for London are available on resell sites for 4-7X their face value, can we introduce a mark up/gains tax on tickets of like 75%?! That’d put some of the scalping pricks off! Come on Martin Lewis if anyone could figure it out you could!

Speech is going well, but he did he just say “return of the sausages” 😅? #KeirStarmer #LabourConferece24

I wouldn’t mind X as much, if there was a mode to filter out the murder and the porn.

Can’t wait to not watch Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson, wake up and see that, surprise surprise, a 60 year old man was beaten by a 27 year-old, because the older guy isn’t the same boxer he was 40 years ago!

A little bit of snow today… internet stopped working at home and my train was cancelled 😂 welcome to England.

Is there any vegetable shiter than cauliflower? My kids love it 😥

Suck it Jamie and HotPanic (will my veiled taunt suck them in to competition?)

I may not be a teenager, but I enjoyed your Christmas puzzle, so thank-you GCHQ . Can we have more harder versions of these? . gchq.gov.uk/news/gchq-chri…

Gun Club VR on the MetaQuest3 may have to be my new addiction

Elon Musk Grummz Ubisoft Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?

ChatGPT understood the assignment

I got April foolsdid by a day old post from America 😭

“Get the washing out”

This American bloke on BBC news looks like Tommy Lee Jones, Alec Baldwin, and Homelander?! Also, from below the nose down, he’s 70, nose up, 48. Now I’m not saying it’s aliens.

I thought Tron: Ares was a blast! Not what I expected. But well enjoyed.

Thought I was going mental, the little clock pictures had slipped out of the day and didn’t reappear until I shook it! Found a secret though… #tmday10 Alex Horne

Sorry, but it’s time to re-share this banger that I made last year! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRY8bwoL/

Given that it seems to be the done thing these days, who’s with me to start the “We’re going to Mars” political party? 5 years to sort it, the UK is going to Mars!!!