Shitty people drive shitty cars.

Remember when people didn't suck?

Stop being such a bitch.

Don't tell people what to do.

I need your clothes, your boots and your toilet paper.

Yo... Taco Bell what’s up?

Clown world.

Really enjoying this Great Reset!

People on the left making excuses for terrorists are more retarded than Kanye saying he loves Hitler.

The bear from The Revenant was awesome in The Jungle Book.

I hate when they put you on hold and make you listen to shitty music. Instead they should have a soothing voice reading interesting facts.

I'm a nice guy.

@Rolandluit pshhhhh..

I didn't smoke weed for 6 months until this last Saturday. I'm not sure how many days have passed since then, but I've been pretty high.

@izrigrod Because it's a shitty fucking name.

I eat vegetables.

I got up and I'm going to work but before I do that I have to put clothes on to cover my dick.

Some people are butt doctors.

There's no bread in this sandwich.

Just ate half a pickle and put the uneaten half back in the jar. They're my pickles I do what I want.