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It’s NFL Kickoff Thursday! Let’s have fun! Jim Everett joins me and more …

April 6, 1994. The glorious day that JimEverett.eth finally had enough bullshit and put Jim Rome on his snarky ass on national television. I asked Jim to explain exactly how this blessed event went down and his answer will not disappoint you. #NeverForget

Hot Wheels racing as god intended: miles of track and a fucking pistol to resolve any disputes.

A goddamn great American.

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You must appreciate the 70s is literally the only time in human history four men could pose like this and sincerely mean it.

Michael Anthony only came here to play Space Invaders and piss off the Van Halen brothers. Looks like he’s out of quarters.

When I was a kid motherfuckers were getting shot in the face in like 38% of cartoons. It was totally normal. “Why is Daffy Duck’s bill on the back of his head?” “Elmer Fudd just blasted him in the face with a shotgun at point blank range.” “Was that necessary?” “Apparently.”

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble is some of John Travolta's finest work. Motherfucker couldn’t handle encountering even one germ but he didn’t let it stop him from trying to get some pussy even though pussy would’ve absolutely devastated his immune system.