Ever work 14 hr shifts 2 weeks straight with 1 day off each week? That shit hits a little different

One day my children will pick this out of my collection, listen to this, become obsessed, show their friends Glass Animals and the legacy will live on

I’m really good at fucking things up..that’s my talent

I really wish y’all could hear this dude eat...he’s like 10 feet away and I can hear every fucking bite..guys sucking on his fingers like a blow pop...

Japan been lacking on dropping crunchy tree debris..I promise you I’m gunna start acting up..crunching leaves and shit pfft..

The Queen’s Gambit is low key sick

Lonnie boy pump dogecoin, I’m trying to buy my first Tesla with it #muchstonk Elon Musk

How drunk you are on a looseness scale: •Loose •Big Loose •Lig Boose •Loosey Goose (being the most loose)

How do I retweet more than once..?

If you didn’t but into dogecoin when it was under a cent you missed out #dogecoin 🚀🚀🚀

This app is sick but they need to add Glass Animals albums ASAP #ariaapp

I can’t wait for the day I can leave work and actually have my life be my life

I’ve never been so pissed..someone ate the rest of the pulled pork I made without asking

I’m getting my car shipped down to me and the guys transporting it don’t know how to drive stick…like your job is literally shipping cars

“…but achieving goals or overcoming obstacles doesn’t have to be fun. Seeds burst from the inside out in a self-destructive ritual of new life.”

If no one wants to witness then why have I been “up in the gym just workin on my fitness” fergie??

Dumbest shithead of the year award goes toooo!! The Man Wearing AirPods in The Club!!!

❤️ Thanks @glassanimals for spending 737 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Domestic Bliss. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4yvcSjf…