--a moron." Pulling the door open, I pause and turn back to @comicreliefxan "Fine. I'll go. But only because I can't wait to see the --

--look on your face when you find out there's a perfectly logical explanation for their absence. But, if you make me late--@comicreliefxan

--to cheer practice, I'll skin you alive." @comicreliefxan

End of scene with @comicreliefxan

When losers ask to join the Cordettes. 💅🏼✋🏻#Nope

Funny how you made that sound like their was an option for you to join. I'll let you know if we add a goth chapter. x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

The average person SHOULD strive to be better. I provide an opportunity for those with potential. Then there's you. x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

No access to daddy's food stamp collection? Most people find delusion to be tragic but, in your case, it's adorable. x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

Right. Right. And yet your 'crown' of dandruff is unfortunately /very/ real. No shampoo in the trailer park? x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

I'm sure you are /totally/ knowledgeable in beauty products. You /do/ know Head and Shoulders doesn't count, right? x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

Oh you're /much/ more knowledgeable than me in the 'cake' area. But hey, you chose a look and stuck to it. Props. x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

Probably continue to believe the 'rave rat' look is in? *Smirks with a playful tilt of my head* x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

Well, this has been fun, but I should get going. You should probably scurry off too—trailer park curfew and all. x.com/lethal_rogue/s…

So long, Crappydale! 💋 💅🏼☀️🛳🏝#vacay2016 #Cruisin'

Trustworthy Doctor Slayed by twisted state of mind. #RIP good Doctor.

Have a safe and Happy 4th of July weekend, everyone! #IndependenceDay

Pfffft. Please, you didn't deserve a /first/ chance.

Official cheer captain. Boom.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary