Rules of waking up to pee at night: 1. Never open your eyes fully, only about 20%. 2. Never turn on the lights. 3. If someone speaks to you, never reply, just mumble. This is how you go back to sleep immediately. Thank me later 😌

A reminder of the lies the Brexiters sold to the gullible

Every time I go to continental Europe I'm reminded of just how annoyed I am this country ever left the EU.

2 weeks ago, you arrested over 500 people for peacefully holding placards - but today only managed to make 3 arrests from a mob of violent fascists inciting racial hatred. #2tierpolice

White people aren't native to Australia, you thick racist c*nt.

His family name is Mileikowsky, they’re from Poland… they changed their name so you don’t realise they’re settlers…🇵🇱🇮🇱

might be a hot take but its a fair song to be the most streamed ever

I fucking love Darren Aronofsky and Caught Stealing was genuinely the first movie I’ve watched this year where I haven’t left the cinema feeling somewhat cheated. He got the 90’s down perfectly and Austin Butler was exceptional. I absolutely fuck with this movie.

I successfully prosecuted 1000s of men for rape They were all documented & vetted They didn’t come by boat & live 4 to a room in hotels They live in every town & city 88% of them are white If you ONLY care about the black/brown perps then you don’t really care about women & girls

White nationalists may well be the stupidest collective of individuals that I have ever come across.

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION WHEN PRESENTED WITH NEW INFORMATION. IT’S FINE. I PROMISE

The only people who think there is no genocide are: 1- Those committing the genocide, 2- Governments controlled by those committing the genocide, 3- Psychopathic friends of those commiting the genodice, 4- Retards.

The worst thing about Keir Starmer leaning hard on his quite clearly racist principles and Phase 2, is that no matter how much he tries to appeal to the right, they’re never going to vote for him. And as Nick Clegg made Lib Dem’s unvotable in 2010, as has Starmer with Labour.

Incredulous waffle and insincere optics for every occasion

Labour already attacking Zack Polanski harder in one afternoon than they have Nigel Farage in Keir Starmer's entire 5 years as leader.

if your phone isn’t damaged, don’t get the iphone 17. you don’t have to give in to consumerism. if you have to buy one, buy a refurbished one. show mercy to the children of congo.

Elon Musk getting involved in foreign politics has always proved to be fruitful and entirely a success. Right…?

“The West” is a location. Not a people.

The Hawthorns. The Shrine. Our home. 🏡 1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ years ago today, its doors opened for the very first time. 💙🤍