I feel like human beings should’ve had the Benjamin button effect, work while you’re old then enjoy retirement young.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

How Hines Ward is moving in the recruiting front.

If you have ever been influenced by a” influencer.” go to the nearest wall and hit your head five times against it as hard as you can.

It’s time to get finessed on “football squares.”

Remember there has only been one BIG12 school to ever host a Super Bowl. The Arizona State Sun Devils 🔱🔱

Yes I did frame mogged that kid

My new favorite trend is girls saying “my dog has to like you first.” like no shit it’s a dog they like everyone.

hell yeah best of luck y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ middle aged man.

The GOAT and some qb from Texas Tech.

Pokes you just lost to the Sun Devils🫵🫵🫵

Good afternoon, especially to the person driving a Toyota Prius with a don’t tread on me the flag in Phoenix today.

Everyone deserves due process. Period. But if you’re going to build your brand on being holier-than-thou, you don’t get to ignore your own headlines. Look in the mirror BYU fans.

Desperation is a profound state of hopelessness, intense fear, or loss of hope that often drives reckless, rash behavior or desperate actions to escape a dire situation.

Take that L bozo Becky Burke

I don’t need a gopher to tell me it’s going to be Spring ,you just have to watch the basketball team down south start to fall apart.

I like 5’2 blondes and Sunday Sweeps.

i’m having a great Monday but I needed to feel a little bit of pain.

As much as we don’t like the tortilla tossers, we will not slash their tires.