*thinkin'* Sure is happy Maxine Fortenberry will help me get my @hoytfortenberry Bear back. Can't wait for us to start our family.

*horrified* What is going on, mrs Maxine Fortenberry Fortenberry? http://twitpic.com/2mj1z7

*workin' on a special project for the dead redhead Jessica Hamby* I hope she will appreciate all the hard work I have put into this.

Too bad I used up all my red yarn when I knitted the scarf for Maxine Maxine Fortenberry.

*finds some yellow yarn in the basket* I wouldn't be surprised if the redhead is a natural blonde. She seems dumb enough. Jessica Hamby

*singin' along while braidin' the hair of the Jessica Hamby doll, thinkin' about my Hoytie Bear* ♫ http://blip.fm/~x290z

All done! Only thing left is the wooden toothpick through the 'heart'. *wicked grin* http://yfrog.com/b9xeij

*bakin' biscuits for @hoytfortenberry* Like my momma always says; "Summer", she says, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach".

*notices Sarah Newlin* Hey! You are that lady from TV, am I right? I watch you and your husband Steve Newlin all the time! *bright smile*

*feelin' all proud that this wonderful lady, Sarah Newlin, feels she can confide in me like this, can't wait to tell Maxine Fortenberry*

*closes door in Sarah E Leonard's face* I have chores to do and hearts to win back. I don't have time for this.