Man, watching baseball is stressful. #WorldSeries

Just know...when they lead with "Woke"...they don't know any real black or brown people.

Wow! What a series! 🧢👋🏾

There's no way you will ever convince me taking a wrecking ball to the east wing of the White House to build a $300 million dollar ballroom is the same as adding a basketball hoop to 1/2 a tennis court.

I can't wait for Mike Johnson to pretend to NOT know the results of this election.

If they ever release the Epstein files…there will be a whole lot more old white men fainting in the Oval Office!

I’ve worked as a comedy writer under various leadership styles. The tyrant who uses fear “We’re paying you; you owe us!” sweat shop mentality to creativity - rarely yields quality results.

Being asked to work for free but still having bills to pay is high-grade pimping.

At some point, you have to stand up to the bully. Regardless of the consequences. I hate being associated with a weak party.

Heartwarming gesture of gratitude former President Barack Obama showed to veterans visiting Washington DC! If Trump showed up on that plane…it would be with armed ICE agents to take away their snacks and health care! 🇺🇸

Democrats caving reminds me of what it feels like to be a Clippers fan. Losing brand of politics.

The Ballroom Bandit would rather prioritize abuser Ghislaine Maxwell’s favorite jailhouse entrees; than feed millions of needy Americans. The emperor has no clothes on…for real.

It’s tough to be black or brown in America right now! Even the penny got clipped?

I got an offer the do stand-up recently that was so insulting…the booker didn’t even respond? They just quietly vanished.

Sometimes all you need is a little good old fashioned disrespect to turn up the heat.

Emergency meeting in the Situation Room to discuss the Epstein files? Not looking good for ole...Sex Luthor!

Maybe it's time to move Ghislaine Maxwell back to regular prison?

I think Kristi Noem should give away one of her 2 tax payer funded private jets to a lucky TSA agent!

The United States is funny to me…a white president can be a pedophile but a black one can’t even wear a tan suit?

California held an election to see if voters wanted to de-draw district lines - Texas did it without a vote. Why is the side that did it correctly being sued by this administration?