He wants to meet a dANGEROUS VAMPIRE! >:((

“Woof. I mean. Uh...” What sounds do foxes even make—?

Ah yes, of course. Clears throat. .....scREAMS.

Covers his ears. Only HE’S ALLOWED TO!

Fox howl.

“Woof or somethin’ I guess.”

Guess it’s time for another unenthusiastic ‘woof’. “......” “Woof.” That’s not even how foxes sound like wtf—

Fuck it, he’s a dog now. “Woof woof.” Uh I mean— Frick it. Right. PG-12 here and all.

“Where does my boyfriend disappear to every darn day???” Impatience doesn’t look good on him.

“Also my apparent ‘son’ is gay.” ..... “I’m one helluva role model, heh—“

That’s....very morbid and definitely not what happened!

He can say! That guy isn’t the type who’d just die so easily. So don’t even bring something like that up!

Why must fennec fox ears be so darn....big,,?

Buuut he keeps smacking into things with them!!!

..... .......... Okay you’ve got a point there yes—

Feed him sugar cubes like he’s Secco.

Lies.

No one called him dead sexy it’s just a silly post– I mean. Ahem. Fine, he can enjoy them to his heaaart’s content, sheesh.

Um?? What raccoon?? Come back here you darn FLEA BASKET! Andgivehimfoodtoo.

Alright boys and girls it’s sugar withdrawal time–