A Suffolk woman has warned people not to buy a border collie when they are drunk, after making a terrible mistake last week. suffolkgazette.com/border-collie-…

The band – Rock legends, whose combined age of 328 roughly equals the total historical timeline of the modern Olympics—insists their bid is legitimate suffolkgazette.com/british-rock-l…

Sales of Waitrose plastic containers are going through the roof after the supermarket announced it was removing packaging from hundreds of products. suffolkgazette.com/waitrose-plast…

A 2,000-year-old ancient container of what can only be described as Roman Vaseline has been found in a hole in a field near Buxhall in Suffolk. suffolkgazette.com/ancient-tub-of…

Infamous Seagull 73 returns, attacking hot dogs and reclaiming skies. suffolkgazette.com/lowestoft-high…

Snow, the wondrous gift of beauty and purity combined but Britain doesn’t deserve it. suffolkgazette.com/snow-gods-wond…

BREAKING: Suffolk floods allow Russian submarine to surface in Bury St Edmunds. suffolkgazette.com/periscope-in-t…

Crying Chancellor Reeves features on £20 note amid Starmer government collapse. suffolkgazette.com/royal-mint-lea…

Suffolk Gazette lifts the lid on secret Spurs stadium re-design. suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazett…

The vandalized “Starmer” bench serves as a splintered metaphor for broken Britain.

The Waitrose newspaper stack creates a very suggestive anatomical illusion. suffolkgazette.com/waitrose-newsp…

In the sleepy town of Southolt, Suffolk, a drug dealer found himself in the brown stuff during a routine traffic stop. suffolkgazette.com/case-cracked-h…

A mysterious wooden figure was captured rambling through Thetford Forest, baffling locals. suffolkgazette.com/leaf-him-alone…

A Suffolk farmer has revealed his dairy herd produces 50% more milk if he plays Ed Sheeran music to them. It’s their favourite moosic. suffolkgazette.com/cows-produce-m…

Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people. suffolkgazette.com/lidl-middle-cl…

Fifty-ton rolling rock crushes Sir Cliff’s successful vineyard. suffolkgazette.com/rocknroll-sir-…

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Families have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk’s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield. suffolkgazette.com/man-eating-sha…

Kindly holiday rental property owners are dropping prices so that hard-up Brits can enjoy a staycation on the Suffolk coast. suffolkgazette.com/southwold-stay…

Wing Commander Gregor Iflyovich, an esteemed Polish RAF pilot, refuelled his Tornado fighter jet at a Brandon filling station after an unexpected fuel shortage on his way back to RAF Lakenheath. suffolkgazette.com/raf-pilot-refu…