Had to satiate the undeniable urge within me, the itch that just needed to be scratched! I got my nails done after 8 months, I’m tired of looking like you bitches💅🏽

Hmmm…I feel a disturbance in the force, TheJakeLaker 💙🔞 you feeling okay Bug Daddy Pookie? Let me know if anything troubles you

Would the man know as Kasey Fountain please come to the front, I have the desire to save a horse and ride a cowboy, and I would hope that you would be a good fit for this task

You know what, since nobody else is going to say it, bitch I’m going to be the one to say it. In case no one else told you today, Big Daddy Pookie TheJakeLaker 💙🔞 You are beautiful and worthy of love and acceptance. And if no one else says it, I did. ❤️

already had the chicken btw

Confession time before the new years, I was on the balcony with some of my cousins and they were smoking, someone was walking the their dog beneath us and said “It smells like straight gas out here” to which I instinctively replied “Sorry, I farted!” Happy Holidays everyone!

I’d add another hombre and this would be Dicha!

Oh the joys of being 5ft7😭

Wishing this for any any all who currently need it

I swear I tried to be good this year, I really did, please forgive me y’all. I didn’t mean to ALLEGEDLY beat that man’s ass in the street while calling him everything but a child of god in Español…after I took my acrylics off with my teeth, at least i wasn’t barefoot though…😭

Big Daddy Pookie is gonna put me in time out when he catches wind of me out here on my hood rat shit being Gángster del gueto puertorriqueño instead of a classy bitch

I'm a chill partner,...

I’m gonna be real honest with you, lately if you’ve been trying your absolute damned hardest to show your butt off…it’s fat

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits…until next time!

José Deltoro Retro Toys and Cartoons Random inanimate objects can catch these hands 👊🏻 It’s like… you know you hate that fuckass lamp. FUCK that fuckass lamp 😤

I ain’t no scary ass bitch, I’m a…person who will genuinely care about you when you need me there❤️. Though I’m not against impromptu oral support I MEAN MORAL SUPPORT!!!🧸

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a s*xual way. feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep peacefully.

Confession time, I was conveniently homophobic in high school, especially when it was needed. Someone wanted to fight my friend and said “Oh let’s take this to the bathroom” I said “Hm, here they go with that gay shit. Tf yall doing in that bathroom?” No fight ever happened😇

Good morning to my Big Daddy Pookie TheJakeLaker 💙🔞 only. The rest of the world is dismissed, you know where the door is.