Good steak > good burger > good salmon Average salmon > average burger > average steak Bad burger > bad steak > bad salmon

New team name, lmk if you like and/or how the team looks

Let’s have a day

Gf called me a retard for the first time

Have your way with me tonight Jersey Mike's Subs

#NewProfilePic

Beer in hand, 10$ on the cyclones, the Mrs to my left. Happy Saturday fellas

GET A STOP Iowa State Football

SOMEONE QUICK give me a locked bet for today (preferably from a fellow jew)

I hate the Steelers so much man how am I gonna watch 16 more games like this

Currently standing in the bathroom at work in silence creating my Thursday night parley

Real ones know John Denver was in Maryland when he wrote the song

Going fully remote for work starting Monday. Goodbye on-site work, hello jerking off in my bedroom on the clock!

God I love Maryland

Henry Ruggs jersey at crab feast, let’s have a great Sunday

The one time I put currency on Skenes and he has the worst first inning of his entire fucking career

Haven’t played rocket league in years. Gonna attempt to get plat in 3s, 2s, and 1s #unemployed

Jimmy Kimmel did NOTHING wrong. That Kirk guy was a monster. My name is Deandre Swift and I’m the starting Running Back for the Chicago Bears.

2 ball solo round at 3pm, I love being unemployed