Please add crow!

Imagine calling yourself first world only to tell your citizens difference between real and unreal food. Yes, Yes, First World!

thehindu.com/business/Indus…

Yall Know who it is

Okay! But Drinking What?

Despite best efforts for several years, we remain unable to win the Nobel Prize for Sarcasm. Thanks Norway! We will beat you at cricket one day.

Donald Trump is confusing Iceland with Greenland. Or if he isn’t, NATO is being introduced to a whole new world of pain

Trump sir its Greenland not Iceland.

He's probably going to invade Iceland and Greenland now, just to not have to admit he misspoke. That's where we're at.

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

FOR SUUUURE

Full on Deutsche Bahn feeling

AP BIO did to Toledo exactly opposite of what Batman did to Gotham.

Just heard on a TV series "Our Venn Diagrams have never been overlapped before" in a completely non mathematical way. I don't think I can see Venn Diagrams like they were before.

One man's loss is another man's loss's loss

Me & my nationalist buddies of Indian Defence Twitter anytime DRDO gets mentioned:

How my wife describes me: