Oooo look what arrived! Signed copy of ASMR Glow 🐍 (not active here) first book! 🥰 Very excited to start reading tonight!

whelp... did the thing bsky.app/profile/subath…

spent 15 minutes coughing, choking, and wheezing after aspirating spaghetti 🎅 merry christmas!

job - does not offer insurance or paid time off also job - you're too sick to come into work me - but I need a paycheck to get the meds job - let us know when you're better me - well okay then 🙃 #GodBlessAmerica

do we not have more important issues to spend money on than making a "gulf of america" name change? what a waste.

never heard of a "cake leveler" but these actually seem pretty useful... QTCinderella thoughts? agbayproducts.com

so... bear for the Alveus Sanctuary wolf enclosure? Maya

I'll often tie my shoes with the "bunny ear" method

don't know Will Neff personally, but if I were a betting man... I'd wager it all on him being one of the most well-spoken, genuine, kind, creative, deserving people out there. keep being you man.

soooo close 😭 14 of 15 legs hit DraftKings Sportsbook

Always a pleasure getting to see you 100T Sparkles_qt 😊 and thank you so much for helping raise money for Gamers Outreach #GFG2025 🥳

already?🤔whelp, guess I'm 34 now 🎂

secured a switch 2 last night 😍 😂only to come home to an internet outage well, time to finally set it up!

Join me at TwitchCon San Diego 2025 #TwitchConSD ticketfairy.com/r/39179/180377…

Got in trouble at work today... 🙃 FOR BEING TOO HELPFUL AND NICE. Apparently a growing number of customers keep showing up when I'm not there 😂 and leaving saying they'll be back when I am. How am I the problem? 🤦‍♂️

save up for storage... 📈hard drive prices save up again... unavailable or even higher prices whelp 🙃 maybe 2026

can we get rid of elf on a shelf?

want to watch fallout s2... but can't get myself to stop binging GrandPooBear 1k kaizo challenge youtube videos from a year ago.

when you open Prime Video to get away from the news and politics... only to be greeted with Fox News promotions on the main page. 🙃 FML