Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex has only been seen twice in 2023. Both times getting into a car minding her business. If you are tired of her, it means you spend most of your days reading British tabloids, because that is the only place you will find her daily.

34 percent of Harvard students are white. 43 percent of those students are either legacies, children of faculty, kin of donors or a recruited athlete. 75 percent of them would not have gotten in if not for special status (National Bureau of Economic Research). But when in doubt,

Wordle 794 6/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This almost didn’t happen…

Poverty is not natural, poverty is man-made. Poverty is a political weapon.

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I got the window seat & the young woman in the middle seat reached over and closed my window w/o asking. To assert my dominance I opened it. I actually wouldn’t have minded too much had she asked. It was the overstepping & entitlement for me. Pls enjoy my petty photo.

I thought I was gonna be the rich auntie, living my life on my own terms, but I’m really only a few short years away from an awkward voicemail and a couple of step kids. #WontHeDoIt

The “special guest” was in our hearts the whole time

Yep, we clowned hard, internet.

I just dropped a 40 pound kettlebell on my toe from a short distance. It isn’t broken, it just hurts like a mother jumper and I just need someone to feel sorry for me. That is all. Thank you for your time.

Welp. Come January we will have a concept of a president.

So if Biden fired the heads of TSA, the Coast Guard and key aviation safety advisers, and a week later two aircraft’s collide, then that would put the blame on him…. Right?

“You can really see that he is ok taking a picture with me. Even though I was there for disciplinary reasons.” -Michael Scott

Son, This is 2 minutes of pure wisdom‼️

If you do anything in life, bring THIS energy!.. Just incredible

At this point, I'm getting extra vaccines just to spite RFK

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as - “congrats you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic”.