There’s a tree near my house with a branch that reaches the roof and a squirrel in that tree gets so mad when I go on the fire escape to smoke

Boss drives a Lucid EV and got a flat tire and they’re so cost efficient they don’t have spares in them so he had to wait three hours for an out of state tow to bring his car to the dealership where it is still sitting a day later because they didn’t have tires in stock

There’s times where my brain seems to know more than I’ve learned or can remember

Porta potty technology continues to improve

My Hat Is Like A Sharks Fin

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They call me Car the way I’m smart

Bought binoculars today gonna look at stuff a lot closer soon

Me and my bros just put some money down on changing all the water on the whole planet

Two days in to observing the second largest whirlpool in the world and am still yet to see any sort of heroic feat, dangerous attempt, or even signs of there being a whirlpool

I was at the airport lounge the other day. Of course the bathroom was being cleaned. I asked the cleaning woman, “Is there another bathroom?” She responded in Spanish that she was cleaning the bathroom. I asked again, “Yes, but is there another bathroom somewhere?”

Second, third, fifth idk numbernth album in a row I’ve spent a week a month a year figuring out the songs that felt like achievements to learn the songs that wrote themselves on bathroom break are people’s favorite

Been really liking cabbage recently

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I get cold so easy but I shiver mostly when the sun is going down

My girlfriend hates it when I call her a nice squeeze of a curd

I hope they put an AI sticker on drivers licenses soon that lets you opt out

The sound of drones in the winter Olympic broadcast should be taken as a warning

Is there a way to play free jazz or noise drums without taping something to your face and head