Strong Belwas have dream he eat breakfast of dragon eggs and bacon. Strong Belwas must now have this dish before he dies.

Strong Belwas plans for the night: sneak into homes to eat cookies silly smallfolk leave out by the hearth. Yum yum yum!

Strong Belwas regretting that second gallon of eggnog.

♪ Yea hey, they say three hundred zero zero, party over, oops out of time. So tonight I'm gonna party like its two hundred ninety-nine (AL)♪

Strong Belwas see floating creatures! Strong Belwas might have had too much drink. HAPPY NUDE YEAR!

Strong Belwas glad he no have manhood. It only make men act stupid and lose fights. Mo manhood mo problem.

RT @seanieBM: "Belwas got 99 problems but a dick ain't one"

Strong Belwas say one size fits all Spanxx are a lie. Unrelated news: Strong Belwas has slightly worn pair of Spanxx for sale.

Strong Belwas tough, he know much of pain in fighting pits. But worst pain Belwas ever felt was falling asleep on his keys last night.

Strong Belwas also do GTL: Gym, Tan, and Loosen my bowels at my enemies.

Strong Belwas not sure what a Tebow is. Strong Belwas only know T-Bone.

No Strong Belwas in trailer. Belwas always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Strong Belwas took own promo pics. Why HBO no like nude Buttered Belwas? Belwas sending pics to Playgirl instead.

Strong Belwas valentine: My love for you like love for honeyed locusts - ravenous.

Strong Belwas is so excited for Thanksgiving tonight!!

Strong Belwas say: #WesterosProblems? It not Essos!

Strong Belwas say: #WesterosProblems No fighting pits!

Strong Belwas will always wear small vest. FASHION IS CYCLICAL, RIGHT?!?!

Strong Belwas say: Does this fan art make me look fat?

Lock myself in fighting pit bathroom for 2 seasons. Someone please rescue, want to meet Dragon lady.