Good morning from Norway

Lord Bamford has a debt of £500,000,000 to HMRC
£500,000,000 debt
£500,000,000 Rishi Sunak have you heard this?

A touch of magic.

Dear Daily Mail Online (((Dan Hodges))) in case you miss the news, Michelle Donelan spent £34,000 of our money settling her libel case. I fully expect this to be the lead story for 5 weeks and of course expect Dan to be tweeting 25 times an hour berating her and demanding she resign.

In 1994 Nicole Brown Simpson was brutally murdered. OJ Simpson got to live another 30 years before dying today from cancer at 76. Nobody was ever convicted of killing her but everyone knows who did it!

Rather than focusing exclusively on him, let’s take a second to remember her!

Thinking of the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown today.

David Cameron lobbied to get Greensill loans from the Taxpayer.

They were paying him £1m a year for 25 days of ‘work’.

Less than a year after securing more than £5bn from the taxpayer they went bankrupt.

But not before Cameron sold his shares and made another £7m.

Yesterday Tesco announced £2.3bn profit after jacking up prices during a cost of living crisis. Today Rishi Sunak announces more prison sentences for shoplifters.

I just popped to a supermarket. In the carpark, there were *three* separate homeless ‘camps’ housing 5 different people.

How is this ok in 2024 Britain?💔

I spoke to two of them. One lady told me her hubby had died & eventually she’d found herself on the street. She has a dog…

Maybe it's just me, but the hippo being able to move that fast through the water is frightening. 🤯

Also, this is the most terrified i've ever seen a male Lion!!

Incredible view of the eclipse as seen in Mexico

Is it possible to get a more toxic group of liars and cheats than this?

#ToriesCorruptToTheCore #ToriesOut644

Some things are not what they seem. 😂

Spa day transformation

Get it JoJo 👠👠

Total Solar Eclipse on 8 April 2024

Rather than answer questions about his £112,000,000 tax avoidance Lord Ashcroft runs off to hide in the toilets.

Rishi Sunak will today announce announce more custodial sentences for shoplifters. But not for people who sell useless PPE to the NHS, dodge £3.7m tax bills or stitch up subpostmasters.