Horny bards unite!

Drapes himself on •ғᴀᴇʀɪᴇ ᴏғ ʟɪғᴇ•'s shoulders. "Hey!"

"Oh, sugar honey ice tea!" Fucking grins. "This and that. Usual. How you doing?"

"Whole bunch of nothing." Gives her a warm hug from behind then steps back. "Wanna get some coffee or something? We can go into the city and judge people's fashion choices."

"How... Magic are you? I've only got my jeans and t-shirt." Looks down forlornly.

Sometimes

Falls asleep on the sofa, head in ♡'s lap.

Naps on •ғᴀᴇʀɪᴇ ᴏғ ʟɪғᴇ•'s sofa.

// Vic: I'm horny. Me: sucks to be you.

Vlad III's Eldest son「ᵀʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ⁻ᵏⁱˢˢᵉᵈ ⱽᵃᵐᵖʸʳᵉ」 My Mihnea is based on •ғᴀᴇʀɪᴇ ᴏғ ʟɪғᴇ•'s story one but I'm also including all Dracula verses (Hellsing, Bram Stoker, Fate, Marvel, DC, all the Netflix series, Van Helsing, Buffy, etc.) Comic/live action/anime FCs.

I wasn't invited?

I didn't even get my cuddles.

It's technically tomorrow. Today.

Stands and stares at the bed. Doesn't want to sleep there without ♡. Misses him so fucking much. Grabs a pillow and climbs under the bed, hugging it tightly.

Ghost acc. Leaving undeleted because I promised the old stuff would always be available. Peace out, y'all.