They’re so ugly.

He’s not about to tell Kelsey that he’s scared of dogs.

Oh shit.

Text to: Si <Simon Hastings> [Can I come stay over?] [Please.]

What am I meant to do now?

How do you forget this?

Ah. I think some people have it the other way round and their home bed is too comfortable and they can’t re-settle.

At least you can sleep well here! How’s it all been going?

Kelsey regularly wants to murder me. And I assume is trying to actually do it based on her latest stunt.

I don’t think I’ve done anything. But she bought a dog. And it lives in my house and she didn’t ask me.

I even told her no. I’ll assume she doesn’t know that I’m scared of dogs but I’ve been staying at Simon’s for a couple of nights. That was also a mistake because Joan is on leave and they’re inseparable.

Oh, I really don’t want to get in the middle of… whatever is going on there. I’ll be okay. I’ll have to go and face it. I kind of didn’t warn her I wouldn’t be home and she’s got Persephone so…

Is Lea not there?

Ah. Well, good luck with that. If you ever need me, you know I’m still here for you, right?

Thanks Seb, I appreciate you.

He’s just going to shove Simon Hastings into a bush.

He’s still scared of the dog.

Who knew parenting a 12 year old was so hard?

Great.

Not going to admit I haven’t stayed in touch with J. Make me feel even worse, why don’t you?