I have no time for loud mouthed gremlins spewing a bunch of nonsense.

I think you know what you need to do.

I think we both know that’s not going to happen.

If you both suddenly happen to be locked in the same room together, don’t look at me.

If anything, that’s just an insult to gremlins.

Funnier than your dumb little boyfriend could ever dream of being.

Keep rolling your eyes and they’ll get stuck like that.

I’d like to see you try.

I’ll be waiting.

I didn’t stutter.

Taking out the trash.

Someone’s certainly been busy this morning, blowing up my phone.

Juega con el fuego, te vas a quemar.

Is this thing still on?

Smackdown is my stomping ground now and nobody is safe.

You know what they say— The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Only difference being, everyone will be around to witness this tree of a man fall.

Ma’am, I think you’re looking into a mirror.

Must have idiot written across my forehead or something.