Is pie acceptable for breakfast. Asking for me.

We control the cost of your mortgage. The interest on your credit card. The value of your savings. We meet in secret, and withhold our transcripts to the public for five years. What could possibly go wrong?

Bots have completely taken over. They're like fleas on this platform. What the hell is happening to X Support Elon Musk

Matt Jones and Eli Manning going at it during the Arkansas-Ole Miss NCAA-record seven overtimes game on Nov. 3, 2001.

Listen, I don't mean to brag. But I saw Alice in Chains open up for Ozzy in 1992 at a little amphitheater in bumfuck Missouri called Swiss Villa Amphitheater (now Black Oak Amphitheater). I've seen some shit, man. Good times.

My wife just texted and told me to go pick up a new white shirt for her grandmothers funeral. Yeah, sure thing honey. One question though. What size shirt do I wear? lol I know, pathetic.

manic hog fan 🐗 Between Tulsa, Dallas, St. Louis, and Lampe, Mo. I have been lucky enough to have seen a bunch of great bands. Albeit most of them were hair bands. Pink Floyd in the old Texas Stadium in 1994 is still the best concert I have ever been to. A Day on the Green in Oakland Coliseum

I vote we replace all liberal democrats with AI.

the way he slowly rose back up was true cinema LMFAOOO😭😭😭

My hydrangea’s are showing out.

I’m getting ready to go on a major diet and I dread it. Oh, hell! Let’s not talk about it, it’s Friday.

There’s something to be said about a good pair of scissors and a sharp knife. It’s the little things.

All the 80’s icons are dying. I hate it so much. Oh, and I am the old guy now.

Dog days.

I’m very close to taking my talent to tik tok and starting a dance account. You people are getting on my last nerve.

Rochellemaryn 🌹🕊️ TheLizVariant Liberal speech is a One Way street only. They’re incapable of looking back at their own foibles.