Listen son. It doesny matter wit Danny woulda wanted. Danny's deid, an a want new carpets! #StillGameQuote

“What are your symptoms?” “A canny be arsed, with anything or anybudy” #StillGameQuote

Any breaking of said rules will result in a swift kick to the tadger and yer maw an da will be grassed to #StillGameQuote

Pete the Jakey claimed he saw a crocodile in the Kelvin once. Mind you, that wis back when he wis injectin absinthe inty his tongue! #StillGameQuote

“Our chef used to work at Hotel du Vin. Wait until you taste his lasagne” “A LIKE LASAGNE!” #StillGameQuote

Brrrrrrr is shite. Bing Bong is much more modern #StillGameQuote

The camera operators at THAT Coldplay concert:

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA BUNCH A SHEEP SHAGGERS!