In the late 80's young people seeking late night mischief went out and nicked VW car badges. Drilled a hole in them & hung on a chain. A short-lived craze started by a black American Rap group. Now they go out and put English flags up We've gone backwards haven't we ?

Absolutely 👍🏼

In a televised press conference President Trump said he was pleased that during his second term he had ended 8 Wars .. and that he would now be concentrating his efforts on solving the conflict between Charli XCX and Taylor Swift

Yes

It's so the cap and the bottle get recycled together and it's better for the planet Fucking grow up and stop wining

The people of Britain voted for change over a year ago, emphatically. What's it got to do with you anyway ?

This morning I went into a specialist decorating supplier wearing Mustard coloured socks and purchased some Mustard coloured paint. I have no idea what conclusion to draw from this occurrence

Nice to see my favourite Party getting some support

We voted for Big Ange but then she had to resign due to a property scandal

So halfway through getting dressed this morning I decided to have a Sock cull. Then sorted out the next drawer down, & the next. Then realised I can amalgamate 2 drawers into one creating an empty one. Took that one downstairs to hoover it out. Then looked for stuff to put in it

To be honest I find Eggs a bit 'binding'

Interesting fact about me - I'm 53 and have been in full time employment since 1991 I've never 'thrown a sicky' not once, never.

People on Twitter can be neatly divided by age into 2 groups - 1) Those who remember 'soap on a rope' 2) Them young buggers

Fantastic

My lovely neighbours from Nepal run a restaurant, they always offer amazing food at Diwali and I always take them a candle to celebrate the festival of light. I feel safer knowing they’re next door, they bring a sense of community and everyone loves them. This is England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Professor Brian Cox is still banging on about Brexit, thankfully

This really shouldn't bother me but it does, it's the Westminster equivalent of collecting your kids from school in your pyjamas. We've got to have some standards, no ?

Don't believe everything you read Children. What a load of bullshit

Turtle Wax Snow Foam

Upon being told that the Countries most infamous Asylum seeker was accidentally released if Keir Starmer's first words were not "oh for fuck sake" then we know for sure that he's a Robot