I’m currently not accepting new items on my to do list.

🎶On December 28, 1985, Eddie Murphy's 'Party All The Time' peaked at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100

So... You're angry at her by association? She's friends with someone you don't like, who cares, don't make it weird.

When I understand.

I’m designing a crochet thing at 2:59am.

I have no idea what anyone under the age of 25 is saying anymore.

I met a guy named Dillard.

Mine.

I don’t fall asleep, I fade out.

I cannot take you seriously with that hair bonnet on, sir.

I love the song Renegade, bc Em wiped the floor, ceiling and windows with Jigga

Don't do some loser shit like drink and drive tonight... or any night

What the pagan mistletoe is happening?

I'm stoned new year same me

Big day for ibuprofen.

Resolutions can be expensive, so I’m gonna sit this one out.

He hates you bc others love you What is that!?

*slides to thr other side of the couch *Whispers: " No, bitch, It's not about you "

Saying "He flued me out to meet him in Dubai" Says. So. Much.