It's wild to be older but stronger, fitter & faster than I've ever been. 95kg bench. 14kg off chin up & could front kick my own face off. If yr under it, just know redemption arcs are always the best story lines. Everything is temporary Nowt comes from nowt Momentum builds

Bit birthday sparring n that. Celebrate lapping the sun with some of that CTE & cake. Better than all the beak & cocktails in the world. 🥊🎂

Whatever happened to the UK being overwhelmingly atheist? All i see and hear these days is fucking fruit bags playing top trumps with their bullshit wizards in the sky. Fucking imaginary friend popularity contest for tribal inbreds on all sides.

There's little I hate more than bein held hostage to dog shit conversation. I spent yrs perfecting dismount. "Anyways" is a perfect pin to any bubble of endless hot gas. A coded way of sayin "yeah, that's enough of your bullshit" Shit crack cunts Give it a go. Thank me later.

And the whole time, they sit back, rubbing their slimey hands, knowing the sheeple will divide themselves between lines that were drawn for them. 🐑🤖 Red vs Blue M v F Black vs White Right vs Left Us vs Them Pick a team & take the moral high ground. Shits getting bumpy.

The world's largest recipient government subsidies is here to lead the revolution. A common man. A man of integrity & honesty. A man of the people.... 🤦🏻‍♂️ Think it's nearly time I fucked another social media platform off. Hanging on by a thread.

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I remember watching everyone jizz in their own faces about how much of a hero this fraud was. Sheep sold another grinning shepherd.. I always thought she broke out of Pan's Labrynth & dug those eyes out of her palms. Looking like she could disconnect her jaw & swallow a child.

Hot Take..... sometimes, just shut the fuck up.

What kinda moron goes literally years without drinking, then on occasions like a friends wedding or family wake... Decides, yeahhhh whiskey cocktails are the best choice. 👋 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I can't be the only one who secretly thinks civil war is going to be exciting?!?!? This school prefect cunt is out here talking about "us" like his circuit boards were American made. Bleep bleep, bloop bloop 🤖

I open the gym I work out of a few days a week & in turn set the play list for the morning. Pure voibs with the 90s anthems, soul classics & jungle bangers. RaHINSE out.

After bein a huge fat cunt my whole life, gettin buff, then breakin my back, bein diagnosed with a degenerative spinal condition & rubber stamped as billy big tis. I'm now a fully qualified & employed PT... WITH ALBUM FUNDING. Get me in the lab. Some cunts getting it.

Square peg round hole. Change my mood & make the room feel like the south pole. And smaller than a mouse hole. Raised in a toxic household. Tell em watch their mouth, or not a doubt I'll knock em out cold.

Boredom is for morons.

Light the zoogy off the same match i'm burning bridges with & call a spade, a spade. Mate, that's why the people dig my dig shit. They think we're the same, cos they don't understand the differences. Dap em up to calculate the distances.

It's beyond wild to me that everyone has moved on from Covid. All that death & theft. Nuclear bomb shell after nuclear bomb shell... not one single arrest for anyone... unless you were protesting or breaking pointless lockdown mandates. I feel like I've lost my fucking mind.

I remember when Twitter was hilarious. First couple years of hot takes & one liners from friends, celebs & public commentators. These days it's endless Genocide, racism, political gas lighting & porn bots. Edging ever closer to the brick phone.

Ppl are glazing Ed Sheeran for not having a phone!? I met him a cpl times as a bairn. Proper nice guy but he don't have a phone because he can afford not too. Why any cunt would actively choose this episode of black mirror is beyond me. Gimmie the cabin in the woods ay day.

Is there anything funnier then watching people try to one up Grok?