Would be admittedly funny if we drew against Spurs then West Ham properly rolled over for us and we won 7-0 or something. Can you imagine the conspiracy theories? 🥹

Damn.

#ProjectHaaland

He got me there. I was obviously at first a United fan, then a Blackburn fan, then an Arsenal fan, then a Chelsea fan, then a City fan, then a Leicester one, before finally back to City again.

I like Gvardiol turning that pen down. He's just not arsed. Too focused on the team.

Absolutely loved that. Great fun! Would have been even more fun if i wasnt so bored of the success by now though ☹️

Genuinely one of our best performances of the season this IMO. Perfectly timed.

Mad how we've gone from 'why is he playing at left-back' to 'oh he might just be the best LB in the league' in a few months.

Just Pep doing Pep things lol.

100000%. They've been absolutely on it. Totally focused.

City haven't 'made light work of it' today. They've worked really fucking hard to be as on top as they have been. Just look at how good they've been on second balls and the choices they've made when back in possession. It's the bald man doing bald man things.

Gvardiol can do literally anything he wants in football. He's that good. He's special. A total footballer playing under the greatest manager of all time. Ridiculous potential.

Think we robbed RB Leipzig you know. Gvardiol was a fucking bargain. Ridiculous.

Andddddddd breathe.

Love you @philfoden x

Weird game from Kev today.

Kovacic is so, so good.

Literally said in this when we signed him that I couldn't wait to see him playing one-twos with KDB as he went forward...and its happened. Buzzing.

Gvardiol has turned into Gundogan in this run in. Gundiol!

Oh my god. What a special footballer Josko Gvardiol is. Remarkably good. THAT'S why Pep's been playing him at left-back.

Went to Lake Como a couple of weeks back. Now they're promoted. Make of that what you will 🧐