get lost Bob Nutting, go kick rocks

The only French phrase I know how to say is “my name is the omelette”

Shameful

Big Ben had a 12-4 record with his pornstache in 2011. Never underestimate the power of the pornstache.

Stat of the day: 31 teams have their starting quarterbacks at OTAs. Voluntary workouts. The only one not present? Aaron Rodgers. Hey Aaron. Go chew on some bark.

Tommy Phail again.. just why.

PHAM 😡😡😡

Man, my Sundays in the fall weirdly just got freed up.

Proud of those Buccos! SWEEP! #RTJR

My three-year-old twins ask to listen to Black Hole Sun or Hunger “Stripe” every day in the car and I feel like I’ve made it as a father.

This morning Alan said “Daddy, can we listen to “Chicken” after this?” Yesterday I introduced “Rooster” by Alice in Chains into our rotation. Oh hell yeah.

The Pirates are outscoring their opponents 43-4 over their six-game win streak. They haven’t allowed a run in their last 31 innings. It’s the first time since 2015 they’ve recorded a shutout in three straight games. The Buccos are rolling.

Left the house today wearing highlighter-yellow Crocs — should make for an interesting day on the air today.

Yo Joe Starkey, did BC just solidify his reign as the worst GM in Pittsburgh history? I’d vote a resounding yes.

I did not expect that the Ke’Bryan Hayes trade is the one I feel the best about. Cherington is so, so bad, man. Jesus H. 😂😂😂

A thread on some of the positives from this trade deadline… 🧵 1/

Experiment: Retweet if you think Ben Cherington needs fired. Like this post if you’re loving the job the Pirates GM is doing.

What a complete failure