Is... everyone horny or somethin'?

Anyone mind if I just have a karaoke session? I just really wanna belt Take On Me.

Your libido is as high as mine, sweetheart. Doesn't count.

Come and kiss me.

You're welcome.

I gave up two weeks ago. I’m weak.

bucky: i am having— this is crazy, but i'm having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. you remember feelings, right? steve: yeah? I have feelings every single day of my life bucky: do you? sam: are you saying you don’t have feelings?

Aw, shit. Another year.

Any way, time to go get a coffee. Incognito.

I just hung up on Fury and I think I’m gonna die, so tell Bucky I love them.

Where is my shirt? MOVED ➜ @roguesoldat

Me, before the serum.

I, Steve Rogers, finally got a tablet. Only like a century late.

steve: [sets mjolnir down on bucky’s lap while he’s sitting down to fuck with him] bucky: [pushes it off onto the floor] steve: steve: alrighty then

Psst. Loki 🐍☀️

Truth. MOVED ➜ @roguesoldat

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