you're missing an eye caw caw caw

Well I don't know if I can eat a stew without potatoes caw caw caw

I think I said something along the lines of "wtf is going on back there" when she got in the ring

was this event for one lake? four more battle royals coming?

Happy Valentine's Day to all you efedders. Remember to do something nice for your hand today.

Put the lotion on the skin so it can touch the hose again

is broad minded really what they were going for here? caw caw caw

wall sits can be very taxing on the body. if your legs begin shaking uncontrollably you should probably take a break and drink some water. forever in blue jeans, babe.

I too am emotionally compromised on this day. Twitter won't allow me to change my header photo from Paul Rudd to Neil Diamond. The gimmick is ruined.

While I'm complaining. I don't really mind the clickbaity videos on youtube. What pisses me off are the stupid dumbfuck faces the content creators make for the thumbnail. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

Shout out to the homeless guy from 15 years ago who bought me and my friends some alcohol for a pack of cigarettes. You're a real one, guy. RIP.

Loved it. Although I still can't get past Christian Slater as Harry Morgan

// rip michelle trachtenberg fuck

which donnie how many awful donnies are in this hobby

gotcha note to self DMs are NOT open to anybody named Donnie

my god how many awful donnies are there

Feds might need to start making it clear in their rules "No Donnie's Allowed" The NDA rule