Nermal was the first UAE influencer

I agree. Tucker will join the IRA, take a captive in the woods, go look up that captive's old girlfriend, start an affair with her, discover that she's actually trans, slap her, apologize, resume the affair, and then go to jail to protect her. twitter.com/ConceptualJame…

Will there be another offseason where the salary cap doubles and teams give massive money to Allen Crabbe and Timofy Mozgov?

you and I will have never seen lying on this scale in the history of the world to date and we'll never see the like of it again

Your move, Chuck E Cheese…

I don’t want to hear any lecturing from these campus protesters about what activism looks like. I’m in my mid 30s. I’m from a generation that marched. We flooded Rockefeller Plaza to show that we were with Coco. We rallied to restore sanity.

The Minneapolis Police hate the University of Minnesota so much that they come off as progressive for refusing to do the administration’s bidding and beat up a bunch of protestors.

This is true! 'Out-of-control leftist college students' is their favorite thing in the world to talk about- and now they get to do it every day twitter.com/jonathanchait/…

Ben Gvir is evil incarnate. Just absolute scum of the earth twitter.com/TOIAlerts/stat…

What if... another team picking ahead of the Lakers picks Bronny instead? I can't imagine the rest of the league will agree to rig the draft in the Lakers' favor... twitter.com/TheAthletic/st…

anyway, seinfeld has a movie to promote, so he's going to keep bitching about this until friday when it opens and then we won't hear about it again.

Not a lot of truly funny things happened in the beginning of the pandemic but remember when John Krasinski made the Some Good News show to help get people through lockdown and it lasted like…6 weeks.

Roundball Rock is almost back... twitter.com/paulsen_smw/st…

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

This guy keeps pulling that kind of stunt. He clearly could have entered through another entrance but his goal was not to go to class, it was to record a video that he could post online so people would freak out about how 'Jews are being prevented from going to class' and, since

And the waitress was practicing politics... twitter.com/sneakysneaky92…

Never Mind the Milkshake, Here's the Ducks

As I wrote last week, the Caine-Hackman Theory is the aspect of PCU that's aged the best twitter.com/PeterAPeel/sta…