Congratulations to Kipchoge. Masterful WR in Berlin. GOAT.

So it goes.

Today would have been Steve Prefontaine's 65th birthday. Happy Birthday, Pre! #PreLives

Woman in front of me casually left her ATM receipt saying she had $96k in her checking account. Power move. I applaud this type of feminism.

I tweeted that 5 years ago. It's 2016. I graduate from Texas in December. I'm going to the Olympics next week. x.com/msfasttwitch/s…

Great interview thanks to @pstamato and Splitsider splitsider.com/2016/10/tim-di…

"Trump is a bad negotiator"-Comic paid in drink tickets

Tonight. Come see a version of my half hour along w/ great comic fire Jocelyn Chia Tim Alexander Stephen Sihelnik Douglas Lipton SoHo Playhouse

This is what track is all about!! Here's the final leg of the 4x4 that decided the national title. What. A. Finish! 🦆🦆 oregontf

Be relentless in the chase of your dreams. Of course you're going to fall at times. Just get back up.

Lehigh Valley with Love ComedyPlatz 7p show (not in order)Saturday Night Liverwurst Patrick Monahan Victoria Hoffman Stephen Sihelnik Emily Poche Ian Webster John Kim

bit.ly/2vburvC Incredibly moving piece about gabriele grunewald. Keep fighting the good fight Gabe. You inspire us all to be better humans.

This is how I'll remember you, David Torrence. Always smiling. Always winning. Always a wonderful & genuine friend.

A tribute to David Torrence.

We did it 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #USA

Hard to overstate how important meb keflezighi is to the running community. You will be missed. Thank you for being an inspiration all these years.

I wish there was a way to measure our collective hours wasted on outrage instead of creativity.

The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.

Come on out tonight I’m at Go Bananas Comedy Club at 8. Then you’re free to go to a bbq this weekend where you can watch an above ground pool get filled. (Gross)