Possibly the single greatest invention of humankind.

Keep sliding glass doors open for dogs to go in and out; bird flies in-- gets disorientated. Chase bird around -- hoping it flies back out. Bird, exhausted; catch in golf hat. Take back outside; bird too tired to fly. Come back in 20 -- bird shits in my hat and flies off.

Sorry space fans, I finally had to put it on mute.

You now have 14 minutes to reach minimum safe distance...

Kansas's new state motto: "Fuck around and find out."

There is a blue one who can't accept the green one For living with a fat one, trying to be a skinny one And different strokes for different folks And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo-bee #sly&familyStone. #sameAsItEverWas #sameAsItEverWas

I went to the state university system in CA in the early 1980s. I spent 4 years at a community college, tuition was $50 a semester, and 3 years at State $350 a semester. I had no student loans - but do not doubt my tuition was government-sponsored.

Feed is definitely full of blue checks already... my infosec feed has almost completely died...

Grabbed Steve Kinder counter.social id. Followed JΞSŦΞR ΔCŦUΔL for some time and finally dove into the deep end.

After playing around with ChatGPT, it is a really nice tool to get over writer's block. You can ask it to give you several alternatives just to get your own creative juices going.

Big shoutout to KitchenAid for helping me solve a product issue through their Twitter account. Very friendly, helpful, and painless.

Having to be dry for some time for health reasons, I really appreciate Athletic Brewing - Sushi, Pizza, and Wings require beer, and Athletic Beer NA is outstanding.

The important questions in life. The answer is 5.

Twitter mobile makes it so hard to share a tweet off platform. i just want a link to the thread for christ's sake.

Holy hell! What did I click on to get WWE in my feed today?

I feel a strange urge to eat my dog. #AlertZombie

Mood

Not a fan of hoodie and jacket. #whitlock