Since I had a child I’ve noticed all Alphabet books are rubbish, so I’ve made my own. Here’s a taster.

I think I’ve just found my spirit animal.

I wake up every single day knowing my life is going to be ruined by a pompous, arrogant, self-serving tit with a ridiculous haircut. And now so will you, United Kingdom! #fuckboris

The problem with exit polls is they rely on statistics taken from people not clever enough to avoid someone with a clipboard.

In partnership with Macmillan Cancer Support, we're further improving the cancer patient experience for people receiving care at King's. On 31 Jan 2022 at 13:00–14:30, join our virtual event and find out about our newly created roles for our #CancerService. ➡️ bit.ly/335w28B

Loved snapping these today! 1st from my bedroom window first thing this morning and the 2nd on my drive home from work this eve… there is beauty all around us x

Do you think when Boris is dragged out there'll be an insurrection like at the Capitol, but instead of blokes in moose heads with giant staffs it will be 7 blokes called Darren with their arses hanging out, pissing on the Costa next to Parliament 'cos they had too much Carling?

Can we help? We’re calling for greater public awareness about the role of Hospices, in response to a survey that shows increasing numbers of patients are unable to access specialist palliative care early enough. hospiceintheweald.org.uk/news-and-stori…

“He’s pronounced dead” New Zealanders introducing their fathers.

Clair died today. We are thankful for her life, which she lived well, and for all the happiness we have enjoyed together. Thank you for being part of Clair’s Dying Well Journey. This final blog post is her Goodbye. dyingwell.uk/blogs/goodbye

Be quicker for Sue Gray to release the report on vinyl at this rate

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🗓️ Join our #CancerService virtual recruitment event on 2 Feb 2022 from 09:00–10:30. Miriam Harley, our #CNS, shared her experience working at King's and advises others to "join us to see how you could do the same!" Find out how to join #TeamKings ➡️ bit.ly/31UBsma.

Currently listening to my 2 year old daughter talking and laughing in her sleep over the monitor. She just audibly said “oh hello little boy! It’s ok, you can stay” 👀

Just binge watched #Heartstopper and I feel absolutely joyous! Properly transported me back to school! A must watch! Well overdue! It also launched my (frankly already RIDICULOUS girl crush on Olivia Coleman) STRATOSPHERIC! Thankyou so much Alice Oseman Updates x

As a Geriatrician and a fellow human, what an example of positive ageing & and what a way to go; at home, with family, comfortably, quickly and enjoying life up until your final days. What a woman.

Just two soon-to-be 96 year olds, sharing a joke about trees. Thanks ITV News & Jay O'Brien for this magical clip ❤️

Oh BBC - Please use your D-words. There is dignity in the language of death, used with compassion & kindness. Let's give that dignity to the Queen. Those closest to her are not resorting to euphemisms. Neither should you.