“Summer it’s cheeks out winter it’s minks out, I buy grown man watches and make em take links out” NIGGA THATS BARS

That series finale of #AndJustLikeThat was not good. I get that they decided to throw two more episodes in this season to end it, and it feels that way. Like fuck it let’s just write whatever. Nothing made sense outside of Charlotte and Harry

I am invested. Please we need to know if they go out on a date

Every time my neighbors kid sees me, he signs the letter “L” and his dad corrects him to the letter “S”. Today he asks him why he keeps saying L and he signs bc I’m light. Y’all this baby just called me high yellow 😪

This is dope but pretty shitty for someone to try to make any profit, especially a $100k one, off a shirt he made for charity

I’m just now learning how to do makeup at my big age so please y’all. I’m looking for tips in her quotes bc it’s always the random tips I find that work best

It’s a black movie coming on lifetime tonight. Let me get my snacks together bc nothing entertains me more than a lifetime movie with an all Black cast

Get them to fry the tenders hard and I agree. Idc idc idc. The chicken is tender and juicy. Seasoning? No but the sauce is seasoned and that’s more than enough. Double toast me please

This Megan Good movie on lifetime is giving me”Addicted” by Zane movie tea

“You live here for free bitch” as if you are doing the child YOU laid you and made a favor. Children don’t ask to be in this world, but yall acting like they a burden and calling them bitches. I hate parents like yall on some real shit bc yall are pathetic

Hmmm This is strange bc clearly it’s her when they start on the bed and clearly that’s her all sweaty at the end. Did she think it would just be a jump scene? Like…I don’t understand how she didn’t know

He’s giving them their money’s worth so I can’t even be mad at it.

They let the whole verse play Beyonce dancing along Taylor Swift dancing along The whole crowd singing “a minor” Just nasty work 😂😂😂😂

It’s feeling real fall-ish outside

My new assistant has been late 7 times since she started 3 weeks ago. 7 times I know of. Do I write an action plan now or go ahead and dead this before the 90s is under?

I’m sorry all this aside but cutting to DJ Envy and his chair being empty is taking me down

I hope y’all now understand why it was smart of Jay Z to let her sample the song

Imaginary Lawsuit