Good morning / afternoon to everyone!

pro tip: if you bury your face in some titties it’s easier to mind your own business

Gm everyone and a special thank you to all the haters.

Good morning except those who are bots unless said bot is sentient than good morning to you as well!

Gm all and more so to anyone who'll tell me the easiest way to share music ya make on Twitter for free!

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Sex is cool but have you ever had friends that fully understand and support you?

Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one.

the Great Wall of titties

Don't ya love when ya service doesn't work 70% of the time? And almost always experience less than 1mbps? T-Mobile i sure love my TMobile network and never having anything that's labeled as 5g speeds not even sure why I'm paying for em anymore they don't give what i pay for.

You know cigarettes companies are killing their best customers?

Don't change who you are to change how others see you. What I do on the First Date: I Order the messiest item. If they can't deal with the messy/weird me, they don't deserve me at my best. People will respect you for being real, and if they don't they were never worth your time

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Wow just learned today that no cell service is somehow using 20% of my battery alone for not having service that's literally as much as my music app uses in background playing music for 4 straight hours without turning off the screen.. T-Mobile Help T-Mobile Apple Apple Support