i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

the dumbest mfs I know all have college degrees

No more wall-kissers

I can’t watch anything political and take it seriously. Not from the left or the right. My spirit rejects it. Is anyone else feeling this way?

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger. Staged event.

Finding out they’re birds makes this 100x better 😭

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

monkey d luffy

A felon can’t be selected for war, but a felon can start a war.

I'm this old

Your enemies aren’t in Tehran. They’re in Washington. They’re in Tel Aviv.

matrixbot Scripted by the WWE, executed by CIA/Mossad.

Do Your Findings

Fat girls with fucked up bodies have insane confidence being naked online —doing nasty sex shit. 🤢 Like girl cover that shit IDNWTS that on my TL. 🤮

I’m fighting against 🤖