*SPAKE*

Found this just now. Unfortunately a previous owner underlined various paragraphs with a blobby pen. Twit.

Pippi Longstocking is cool. For some reason she passed me by all my childhood. I was more of a Mrs Pepperpot lad. And Moomin fan. Scandi kids were the luckiest—no wonder they grew up to be nice for the most part.

Au contraire, this is exactly what I heard as I was reading the book.

Betty Crocker isn’t a real person! Only just heard the devastating news, and now have to reëvaluate my entire life which formerly revolved around her blueberry muffin mix.

Well, in the end I had a bloomin’ great day. I drank in the pub and got the bus home and listened to Could It Be Magic by Barry Manilow. Yes, he looks like he was carved from a turnip but he did write that and a couple of other good songs. Good night, my dears!

Just slipped over on a mouldy paving stone and banjaxed my arm. Lunch may fix it. Nothing broken. An elbow nerve made me feel faintly nauseous though. Not even icy yet! Must get kung fu rolling lessons…

I can’t breathe 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.

Staying in bed today.
NO RING and plastic watch.
Congrats, Plato ! 👍

I don’t believe in putting numbers in any particular order. It’s silly.

Barking up the tree.

gNOssienne

np, OP